Maggie & the Farmer

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Excuse me Mrs T would you ever marry me
I love you like an ass is fond of clover
Would you ever leave oul' Denis
And to Ireland travel over
From tales I've heard your old mans rarely sober

Chorus:

I've a fine big pair of bullocks
and a lovely cock of hens
If you saw me gander well your eyes would water
I could learn you how to gig
And teach you how to muck a pig
Oh Mrs T I love you more each day

Will you listen Mrs T well it's plain for all to see
That old Garret thinks you are a bonny lass
But you'll surely be mistaken
If for him you're calculating
Sure he doesn't know his donkey from his ass

Chorus:

I've a fine big pair of bullocks
and a lovely cock of hens
If you saw me gander well your eyes would water
I could learn you how to gig
And teach you how to muck a pig
Oh Mrs T I love you more each day

Now excuse me Mrs T but I'm trembling at the knees
And I'm wondering if you'll ever be my bride
In my big four poster bed
Will you ever lay your head
Shall I ever see your wellies next to mine

Chorus:

I've a fine big pair of bullocks
and a lovely cock of hens
If you saw me gander well your eyes would water
I could learn you how to gig
And teach you how to muck a pig
Oh Mrs T I love you more each day

Save and guard us Mrs T it's frustrating can't you see
I'm a farmer and a man with many needs
And I'll give all my manure
If with me you would endure
For to spend your days with me in old Adare

Chorus:

I've a fine big pair of bullocks
and a lovely cock of hens
If you saw me gander well your eyes would water
I could learn you how to gig
And teach you how to muck a pig
Oh Mrs T I love you more each day

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from The Thatcher Song, released January 25, 2013

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