The Taoiseach's Hooley

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Oh the Taoiseach's having a hooley tonight
there'll be awful celebration and delight
for the oil its coming ashore fortunes knocking at the door
now there's V.I.P.'s in plenty to be seen
there's Maggie Thatcher and the Queen
Prince Charles and his little colleen
well there's great craic promised at the Taoiseach's house tonight

Now there's bacon and cabbage and crubeens upon the table
there's poteen and porter for all of them that's able
but watch out for Denis the menace
knocking back the pints of Guinness
while Maggie's dancing the wearing of the green
and here comes President Reagan
on his horse with guns a blazing
there's great craic promised at the Taoiseach's house tonight

Now the Pope & Mr Paisley are getting on fine
sure they've settled down for the game of 25
there's Liberace & Diana singing songs at the oul piano
well there's quare old things at the Taoiseachs house tonight
and Prince Charles has gone half silly look at him playing with his little willie
oh such peculiar things at the Taoiseach's house tonight

Now randy Andy's looking awful dandy
sure he's out on the floor with Mr Reagan's Nancy
such a siege of Ennis you never saw
what a shower of eejits out on the floor
the oul Taoiseach's doing a hornpipe with the Queen
and the crowd has gone half crazy at the sound of Mr Paisley
singing Kevin Barry at the Taoiseach's house tonight

Now Prince Philip's gone oustside walking the dogs
and there's Bo Derek slippin' on her bathing togs
well his feelings now he can't control
sure its driving your man right up the pole
well its hard old times at the Taoiseachs house tonight
now Prince Charles is showing his Willy
to all the girls in Dublin city
well there's great craic promised at the Taoiseach's house tonight
now Prince Charles is showing his Willy
to all the girls in Dublin city
well there's great craic promised at the Taoiseach's house tonight

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from The Thatcher Song, released January 25, 2013

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